Hi everyone!
Scottish Poetry Selection
- I'm Fine Thank You
Here is poem which preaches the practical benefit of positive thinking as we grow old! I understand that the poem was written around 1953 by Constance O’Neon.
I'm Fine Thank You
There is nothing the matter with me
I'm as healthy as can be.
I have arthritis in both my knees
And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze,
My pulse is weak and my blood is thin,
But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.
Arch supports I have for my feet,
Or I wouldn't be able to go on the street.
Sleep is denied me night after night,
But every morning I find I'm all right,
My memory is failing, my head's in a spin
But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.
The moral is this - as my tale I unfold,
That for you and me who are growing old,
It's better to say, "I'm fine" with a grin,
Than to let folks know the shape we're in.
How do I know that my youth is all spent?
Well my 'get up and go' has got up and went.
But I don't really mind when I think with a grin,
Of all the grand places 'my get up' has been.
Old age is golden, I've heard it said,
But sometimes I wonder as I get into bed,
With my ears in the drawer, my teeth in the cup,
My eyes on the table until I wake up.
Ere sleep overtakes me, I think to myself
Is there anything else I could lay on the shelf?
When I was young, my slippers were red;
I could kick my heels right over my head.
When I got older, my slippers were blue;
But still I could dance the whole night through.
But now I am old, my slippers are black;
I walk to the store and puff my way back.
I get up each day and dust off my wits,
And pick up the paper and read the 'obits'.
If my name is still missing, I know I'm not dead -
So I have a good breakfast and go back to bed.
Thanks for reading!
Epic Poem - I'm Fine Thank You
- levithanh0209
- Boinc Recruit
- Posts: 1
- Joined: Wed Jul 10, 2019 9:45 am
-
- General Bitchin'
- Posts: 6371
- Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:15 pm
- Location: Huntly, Scotland
- Contact:
#2 Re: Epic Poem - I'm Fine Thank You
Exellent
too close to the mark but very excellent
Welcome to the forums - pull up a chair and tell us what you're crunching
too close to the mark but very excellent
Welcome to the forums - pull up a chair and tell us what you're crunching
I think this is fool-proof but could you just try it for me please? • There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary, and those who don’t
Jump to
- Guest Access Forum
- General
- ↳ Fun and Games
- ↳ General
- ↳ Newshound RSS feeds
- ↳ Welcome
- ↳ Sneak Peak - Yearly Team Individual Stats Competition
- Competitions and Kudos
- ↳ Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
- ↳ Kudos
- ↳ Milestones
- ↳ Milestones Archives
- ↳ Throw down the Gauntlet
- ↳ Pending Competitions
- ↳ archive
- ↳ TSBT Competitions
- Home Port of Anguillan Pirates
- ↳ Anguillan Pirates
- ↳ Pirates on Tour
- Hardware
- ↳ ASIC & FPGA Enchanced Devices
- ↳ Benchmarking and Hardware
- ↳ Graphics Processing Unit (GPU)
- ↳ Single-board Computers
- Operating Systems & Software
- ↳ Android
- ↳ BOINC Software Applications
- ↳ Linux
- ↳ Mac OS
- ↳ Microsoft Windows
- ↳ BOINC Technical Conventions and Papers
- ↳ FreeBSD
- BOINC Projects
- ↳ Biology / Medical
- ↳ GPUgrid
- ↳ RNA World
- ↳ Rosetta
- ↳ SiDock
- ↳ TN-Grid
- ↳ CERN
- ↳ LHC
- ↳ ATLAS
- ↳ Beauty
- ↳ CSM
- ↳ vLHC
- ↳ Chemistry
- ↳ QuChemPedIA
- ↳ Earth Sciences
- ↳ Climate Prediction
- ↳ Quake Catcher
- ↳ Mathematics / Computing
- ↳ Amicable Numbers
- ↳ Collatz Conjecture
- ↳ Gerasim
- ↳ GPUGRID
- ↳ iTHENA
- ↳ Loda
- ↳ NFS
- ↳ NumberFields
- ↳ ODLK
- ↳ ODLK1
- ↳ PGFNS
- ↳ PrimeGrid
- ↳ RakeSearch
- ↳ SRBase
- ↳ T.Brada
- ↳ ramanujan
- ↳ Van Der Waerden Numbers
- ↳ Wanless
- ↳ YAFU
- ↳ Physics
- ↳ nanoHub
- ↳ RADIOACTIVE
- ↳ Social Sciences
- ↳ MindModeling
- ↳ Space Sciences
- ↳ Asteroids
- ↳ Cosmology
- ↳ Einstein
- ↳ Gaia@home
- ↳ MilkyWay
- ↳ Universe
- ↳ Umbrella projects
- ↳ BOINC@TACC
- ↳ Citizen Science Grid
- ↳ Wildlife@Home
- ↳ DNA@Home
- ↳ SubsetSum@Home
- ↳ Moo! Wrapper
- ↳ yoyo
- ↳ World Community Grid
- ↳ General Posts
- ↳ Africa Rainfall Project
- ↳ Fight AIDS
- ↳ Help Cure Muscular Dystrophy
- ↳ Help Stop TB
- ↳ Mapping Cancer Markers
- ↳ Microbiome Immunity Project
- ↳ OpenPandemics - COVID-19
- ↳ Open Zika
- ↳ Outsmarting Ebola
- ↳ Smash Childhood Cancer
- ↳ Retired Projects
- ↳ Brainstorm
- ↳ Miscellaneous
- ↳ WUProp
- ↳ Permanent Testing
- ↳ Albert
- ↳ BURP
- ↳ RALPH
- ↳ Retired Projects
- ↳ ABC@home
- ↳ ABC Lattices
- ↳ Acoustics
- ↳ AlmereGrid Boinc Grid
- ↳ AlmereGrid TestGrid
- ↳ AndersonAttack@home
- ↳ Beal@Home
- ↳ Bitcoin Utopia
- ↳ CAS
- ↳ Chess960@Home
- ↳ Constellation
- ↳ CONVECTOR
- ↳ Correlizer
- ↳ Climate@Home
- ↳ Climateprediction.net Beta
- ↳ DBN UPPER BOUND
- ↳ DENIS
- ↳ DistrRTgen
- ↳ DHEP
- ↳ DistributedDataMining
- ↳ DrugDiscovery@Home
- ↳ DrugDiscovery
- ↳ Docking@Home
- ↳ Duchamp
- ↳ EDGeS@Home
- ↳ Enigma
- ↳ eOn
- ↳ FiND@Home
- ↳ iGEM@Home
- ↳ Goofyxgrid
- ↳ Gridcoin Finance
- ↳ ibercivis
- ↳ Ideologias@Home
- ↳ Kryptos@Home
- ↳ Lattices @Home
- ↳ Leiden Classical
- ↳ Malaria Control
- ↳ Najmanovich Research Group
- ↳ Nanosurface@home
- ↳ Neurona@Home
- ↳ OProject@Home
- ↳ OPTIMA@HOME
- ↳ Physics
- ↳ Pirates@Home
- ↳ Plagiarism@Home
- ↳ POEM@HOME
- ↳ Primaboinca
- ↳ QMC@Home
- ↳ Rioja Science
- ↳ Renderfarm.fi
- ↳ SAT@home
- ↳ SETI
- ↳ SETI Beta
- ↳ SimOne@home
- ↳ SIMAP Production
- ↳ SLinCA
- ↳ Spatiotemporal Quality of Service (QoS)
- ↳ Stop@home
- ↳ Superlink@Technion
- ↳ SZTAKI
- ↳ The Lattice Project
- ↳ theSkyNet POGS
- ↳ VGTU
- ↳ Virtual Prairie
- ↳ Volpex
- ↳ XANSONS for COD
- ↳ Non-BOINC Projects
- Links and Help Section
- ↳ Links
- ↳ Help
- ↳ Website Problems