Pauls Hectamegger Competition
#1 Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Since I am getting close to the 100,000,000 total credit mark and there hasn't been a competition all year I thought it must be competition time :)
I also thought it might be more interesting by the current lack of Collatz and some of the team focusing on worthy causes instead of pure credit generation.
The winner will receive a £10 Amazon gift voucher or a donation to his/her charity of choice.
Aim of Competition:
To guess, to the nearest million, TSBT's total credits at the moment I pass 100,000,000.
The Rules (acknowledgements to Mr Thinhead):
All guesses must be made in whole millions eg 8,769,000,000 not 8,769,123,333.
If you can post here you can enter.
Each entrant has one guess.
This guess can be changed as often as you want.
Revisions in the final 24hrs will not count. Of course you won't necessarily know that you are in the last 24 hrs so you won't be disqualified but the guesses will be rolled back to 24 hrs before the comp ends.
Your guess cannot be the same as someone else.
I shall be sole judge of the comp and the only interpreter of these rules.
I've EDITED the following to try and make it read how it was intended. If some of the above doesn't make sense I apologise as I have blatantly copied and pasted a previous comp posts and i am incredibly talented at not managing to change all the required parts
I also thought it might be more interesting by the current lack of Collatz and some of the team focusing on worthy causes instead of pure credit generation.
The winner will receive a £10 Amazon gift voucher or a donation to his/her charity of choice.
Aim of Competition:
To guess, to the nearest million, TSBT's total credits at the moment I pass 100,000,000.
The Rules (acknowledgements to Mr Thinhead):
All guesses must be made in whole millions eg 8,769,000,000 not 8,769,123,333.
If you can post here you can enter.
Each entrant has one guess.
This guess can be changed as often as you want.
Revisions in the final 24hrs will not count. Of course you won't necessarily know that you are in the last 24 hrs so you won't be disqualified but the guesses will be rolled back to 24 hrs before the comp ends.
Your guess cannot be the same as someone else.
I shall be sole judge of the comp and the only interpreter of these rules.
I've EDITED the following to try and make it read how it was intended. If some of the above doesn't make sense I apologise as I have blatantly copied and pasted a previous comp posts and i am incredibly talented at not managing to change all the required parts
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#2 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Feb 28th
I'm betting on Collatz returning soon.
I'm betting on Collatz returning soon.
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Buster is the Malamute, Obi is the Golden.
Obi is the dog of the house now.
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Obi is the dog of the house now.
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#3 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Me too, but I'm also making a valid entry!
10,112 Million.
[Edit]BTW I re-wrote those rules so why is there any suggestion that they might not make sense?!
10,112 Million.
[Edit]BTW I re-wrote those rules so why is there any suggestion that they might not make sense?!
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#4 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Oops, I guess I read the thread wrong. Lets try 10,067 million.
I'm supposed to wear glasses and I will as soon as I find them.
I'm supposed to wear glasses and I will as soon as I find them.
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#5 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Which stats site are you using?
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#6 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
10.082
Given the way BOINCSTATS or Free-DC work TJ's site is probably the only real choice... or is there another stats site.Janos wrote:Which stats site are you using?
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#7 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Sorry lads, of course it is TJ's site. I would appear to have sunk into the depressing depths of pedantic work mode. I woke this morning to find the contract I had been putting together for the last month has had some nasty 3rd party surprises. I was writing a reply to that email when I thought I would take 5mins out and read the forums...
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#8 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Sorry!!!!! :hiding:Megacruncher wrote: [Edit]BTW I re-wrote those rules so why is there any suggestion that they might not make sense?!
I didn't explain that bit well, I should have originally said that I might not have managed to change all the bits I needed to and therefore it might not make sense.
No offence was intended to you Mega
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#9 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Actually it was not an unreasonable question... now that Collatz is back (hopefully TJ will sort it out before the end of the comp). Tricky them 3rd party thinggys (these days I can only handle one party at a time... even then it's touch and go whether I will see the following morning in any decent state).Janos wrote:Sorry lads, of course it is TJ's site. I would appear to have sunk into the depressing depths of pedantic work mode. I woke this morning to find the contract I had been putting together for the last month has had some nasty 3rd party surprises. I was writing a reply to that email when I thought I would take 5mins out and read the forums...
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#10 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Fingers crossed, although I suppose it doesn't really matter.PinkPenguin wrote: now that Collatz is back (hopefully TJ will sort it out before the end of the comp).
It's all a bit of entertainment and if the results don't include Collatz it just means it'll take longer for me to cross the line.
Maybe just as well I'm still running some Dirt units though :)
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#11 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
If Temujin doesn't update the info for Collatz within the next 48 hrs I'll head over to the UBT forum & PM him. To be fair Boincstats haven't updated their stuff yet either.
When it does all get updated both the team's and your own stats will leap considerably and the revising will begin.
So far we have, in millions:
BusterGunn .... 10,067
Pinkpenguin ... 10,082
Megacruncher . 10,112
Paul, you are allowed to enter your own comp. I always make a point of trying to win mine!
Janos, that's all very well, but where's your guess? :)
As for the incomprehensibility of the rules, following long analysis they do actually make sense, but only a simpleton would claim they are simple! Little offence have I taken & less apology is necessary!
When it does all get updated both the team's and your own stats will leap considerably and the revising will begin.
So far we have, in millions:
BusterGunn .... 10,067
Pinkpenguin ... 10,082
Megacruncher . 10,112
Paul, you are allowed to enter your own comp. I always make a point of trying to win mine!
Janos, that's all very well, but where's your guess? :)
As for the incomprehensibility of the rules, following long analysis they do actually make sense, but only a simpleton would claim they are simple! Little offence have I taken & less apology is necessary!
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#12 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
As I haven't entered yet either and some factors to consider may be that dirt now pays 25k / unit, I have 5 new ( to me anyway ) AMD's , 3 more boxes, we are falling way behind UBT in RAC, I have a tendency to win for my chosen charity, some random penguin facts, the weather recently, no mega upcoming challenges and I forgotten what I had calculated. Let me think.....
.......I'm plumping for 10,115
.......I'm plumping for 10,115
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#13 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
BusterGunn .... 10,067
Pinkpenguin ... 10,082
MacDitch ...... 10,105
Megacruncher . 10,112
Alez .............. 10,115
Pinkpenguin ... 10,082
MacDitch ...... 10,105
Megacruncher . 10,112
Alez .............. 10,115
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#14 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
I've PMed Temujin.
He doesn't seem to be as active on the UBT board as he used to be, and hasn't logged in for a week, so it might be a few days before he gets the message.
To hark back to Janos' question it might be as well to have a plan B incase he doesn't sort it in time. Maybe use Boincstats instead?
BS has you on 87 million [RAC 0.63 million] and the team on 9,949 million [RAC 7.2 million] so that's about 3 weeks which should be enough time for him to get it sorted.
I'll revise down to 10,101 million.
He doesn't seem to be as active on the UBT board as he used to be, and hasn't logged in for a week, so it might be a few days before he gets the message.
To hark back to Janos' question it might be as well to have a plan B incase he doesn't sort it in time. Maybe use Boincstats instead?
BS has you on 87 million [RAC 0.63 million] and the team on 9,949 million [RAC 7.2 million] so that's about 3 weeks which should be enough time for him to get it sorted.
I'll revise down to 10,101 million.
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Looks like TJ got it sorted...
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#16 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
It's sorted alright! :wav:
Paul seems t0 be benefiting more than the team overall:
TSBT .. 9,966 million RAC 7.43 million
Paul .... 88.3 million RAC 0.68 million
Guess revised again.
BusterGunn .... 10,067
Pinkpenguin ... 10,082
Megacruncher . 10,085
MacDitch ...... 10,105
Alez .............. 10,115
C'mon guys we should have more guesses than this!
Paul seems t0 be benefiting more than the team overall:
TSBT .. 9,966 million RAC 7.43 million
Paul .... 88.3 million RAC 0.68 million
Guess revised again.
BusterGunn .... 10,067
Pinkpenguin ... 10,082
Megacruncher . 10,085
MacDitch ...... 10,105
Alez .............. 10,115
C'mon guys we should have more guesses than this!
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#17 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
10,087
... so many random variables!
... so many random variables!
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#18 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
If you haven't already done so, you need to redo the collatz optimisation as it was wiped in the recent project reset. Lists of pre-made optimisations are here http://boinc.thesonntags.com/collatz/do ... pt_config/
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#19 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Having spent the last week trying to do 'back of a fag packet' calculations I have discovered that this is much harder to do since I stopped smoking.
Since Buster has already taken my calculated number I'm going for....
10,068
Since Buster has already taken my calculated number I'm going for....
10,068
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#20 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Are we allowed to SELL our guesses. I really don't want someone who is attempting to stop smoking to have any additional stress. Good luck Paul. I did it in 1985. I also stopped drinking that same day.
Just thought I'd add that my farm took a major hit today. 9 machines down to 6. 3 power supplies bit the dust in a span of 3 hours. We are sitting here watching the start of another major snowstorm (our 6th this year) so I won't get new PS's for a few days.
Just thought I'd add that my farm took a major hit today. 9 machines down to 6. 3 power supplies bit the dust in a span of 3 hours. We are sitting here watching the start of another major snowstorm (our 6th this year) so I won't get new PS's for a few days.
Buster is my dog. Sadly, Buster is gone.
Buster is the Malamute, Obi is the Golden.
Obi is the dog of the house now.
Buster is the Malamute, Obi is the Golden.
Obi is the dog of the house now.
#21 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Wrap up warm and look out the snow shovel. Guess we will get the storm in the next 2 daysBuster Gunn wrote: We are sitting here watching the start of another major snowstorm (our 6th this year) so I won't get new PS's for a few days.
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#22 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Not sure we'll notice the difference, it feels like it's been wet and windy for months now!Alez wrote:. Guess we will get the storm in the next 2 days
More importantly hope your not affected too much Buster.
Don't worry about selling me the guess, I could've used the back of one of the wife's packets but as she smokes menthol in green packs they are not ideal to scribble on
I might have to revise my guess anyway if you're having equipment issues though.....
Well done on you stopping though. Much respect to anyone who manages to quit!
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#23 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
All machines running again. Managed to get 3 new PS's. (1 from grandson - 2 from neighbors).
10" of snow so far with another 6" coming tonight.
10" of snow so far with another 6" coming tonight.
Buster is my dog. Sadly, Buster is gone.
Buster is the Malamute, Obi is the Golden.
Obi is the dog of the house now.
Buster is the Malamute, Obi is the Golden.
Obi is the dog of the house now.
#24 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
That's pretty impressive. I've borrowed sugar, eggs, milk but I'd never thought about borrowing computer parts!
16 inches of snow sounds pretty wild, at least you've got all your boinc heaters working again
16 inches of snow sounds pretty wild, at least you've got all your boinc heaters working again
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#25 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Got lucky because my neighbor was shoveling the snow and I just happened to mention that I lost 3 PS's in 3 hours. He said he just happened to buy 2 just yesterday but they were the wrong wattage. He needed 2 750W PS's for his grand kids machines but got 400W instead. Paid him his cost and everyone's happy except the kids.
Buster is my dog. Sadly, Buster is gone.
Buster is the Malamute, Obi is the Golden.
Obi is the dog of the house now.
Buster is the Malamute, Obi is the Golden.
Obi is the dog of the house now.
#26 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Yes, you did get lucky, doubt my neighbor would even know what a computer was let alone a psu
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#27 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
You want to point some of those new psu's at POGS for the competition, have a feeling we will need all the help we can get.
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#28 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Approx 4.5 million to go. The end is nigh :)
#29 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
I'm going to change to 10,088
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#30 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
I'm going to adjust my guestimate to 10,079.
If I've copied and pasted properly the entries are:
BusterGunn .... 10,067
Paul............. 10,079
Pinkpenguin ... 10,082
Megacruncher . 10,085
Janos........... 10,088
MacDitch ...... 10,105
Alez ............ 10,115
If I've copied and pasted properly the entries are:
BusterGunn .... 10,067
Paul............. 10,079
Pinkpenguin ... 10,082
Megacruncher . 10,085
Janos........... 10,088
MacDitch ...... 10,105
Alez ............ 10,115
#31 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
I thought Janos wanted 10,087 and I would like 10,088
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#32 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
I'll try that again. And I thought I'd checked it before posting!
BusterGunn .... 10,067
Paul............. 10,079
Pinkpenguin ... 10,082
Megacruncher . 10,085
Janos........... 10,087
Alez...............10,088
MacDitch ...... 10,105
BusterGunn .... 10,067
Paul............. 10,079
Pinkpenguin ... 10,082
Megacruncher . 10,085
Janos........... 10,087
Alez...............10,088
MacDitch ...... 10,105
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#33 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Time to move to 10,081
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#34 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Collatz is making a mockery of my calculations
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#35 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Collatz is the wild card. Slicker is going nuts with upgrades and their awards.
Plus the work generator for solo collatz is marked as not running.
Plus the work generator for solo collatz is marked as not running.
Buster is my dog. Sadly, Buster is gone.
Buster is the Malamute, Obi is the Golden.
Obi is the dog of the house now.
Buster is the Malamute, Obi is the Golden.
Obi is the dog of the house now.
#36 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Think I may be too optimistic, but it's hard to gauge. Dropping to 10.080.
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#37 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Paul is on 98.4M & TSBT has reached 10,064M. Time for a recap & an update. Watch you don't get caught out by the 24hr rule!
Paul ............. 10,079
Alez...............10,080
BusterGunn .... 10,081
Pinkpenguin ... 10,082
Megacruncher . 10,083
Janos ............ 10,087
MacDitch ....... 10,105
Paul ............. 10,079
Alez...............10,080
BusterGunn .... 10,081
Pinkpenguin ... 10,082
Megacruncher . 10,083
Janos ............ 10,087
MacDitch ....... 10,105
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#38 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
I think Buster has the winning hand ....
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#39 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Gah! Too distracted by work again! Don't think it's any good, but I'll make a last second adjustment....
Paul ............. 10,079
Alez...............10,080
BusterGunn .... 10,081
Pinkpenguin ... 10,082
Megacruncher . 10,083
MacDitch ....... 10,084
Janos ............ 10,087
Paul ............. 10,079
Alez...............10,080
BusterGunn .... 10,081
Pinkpenguin ... 10,082
Megacruncher . 10,083
MacDitch ....... 10,084
Janos ............ 10,087
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#40 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
This time tomorrow it will be all over.
Paul is on 99.351M and the team are on 10,074M.
If Paul can find some bunkered WUs from somewhere he could win this. Otherwise it's going to be Alez or Buster. Probably.
Paul is on 99.351M and the team are on 10,074M.
If Paul can find some bunkered WUs from somewhere he could win this. Otherwise it's going to be Alez or Buster. Probably.
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#41 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
The 8 PM update had Paul on just over 100M & TSBT on just over 10,082.
The final decision is Paul's but by my reckoning the Penguin has pulled it off!
:wav: :wav: to Paul & PinkPenguin!
The final decision is Paul's but by my reckoning the Penguin has pulled it off!
:wav: :wav: to Paul & PinkPenguin!
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#42 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
I concur Mega. Although I'm now regretting running those Seti units at the weekend
Well done PinkPenguin, message me with your details and I'll sort out your hard earned spoils
Thanks everyone for taking part
Well done PinkPenguin, message me with your details and I'll sort out your hard earned spoils
Thanks everyone for taking part
#43 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Congratulations on the win Mr PP and congratulations to Paul on reaching the nine digit milestone
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Good job Mr. Penguin and nice milestone Silver.
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Obi is the dog of the house now.
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Obi is the dog of the house now.
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#45 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Congratulations :)
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#46 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Yippeee! a win I won! ...time for a party!
thanks for congrats and a great milestone that were.
thanks for congrats and a great milestone that were.
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#48 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Sounds like a play or a kids book. :bounce:MacDitch wrote:...Paul & the Penguin. :)
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#49 Re: Pauls Hectamegger Competition
Why not The Penguin & Paul
Buster is my dog. Sadly, Buster is gone.
Buster is the Malamute, Obi is the Golden.
Obi is the dog of the house now.
Buster is the Malamute, Obi is the Golden.
Obi is the dog of the house now.
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What is the penguin up to trotting across Piazza di Spagna loaded down with bags marked Armani, Bulgari, Ferragamo and a dozen other expensive mediterranean fashion designers ? and why did he disappear into Babingtons as though this was perfectly normal behaviour for a penguin* ?Buster Gunn wrote:Why not The Penguin & Paul
Paul asked himself these and many other questions as he observed the penguin's antics through a pair of binoculars from the Spanish Steps. The devious critter was definitely up to something and he had no doubt that the sprightly, one might even say frisky, bounce with which he had crossed the square was not entirely due to the springtime atmosphere which had invaded Rome and provided everyone with an air of anticipation and the expectancy of fun and games to be had by all...
* it is not actually uncommon for penguins disappear into Babingtons for a nice warm cup of tea given the sub-zero kind of places they tend to come from.
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