The Scottish Boinc Team

Today be international talk like a pirate day....


YARRRR !!

alezevo1 wrote:Today be international talk like a pirate day....


YARRRR !!

Arrr, our day at last

I believe it's also the only day of the year you can call your wife / girlfriend/ better half / other half or whatever .....WENCH .... and they must serve you beer.
WHY AM I STUCK OFFSHORE


AAAAAARGH

YARRR, we be herrrrre ...

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alezevo1 wrote:I believe it's also the only day of the year you can call your wife / girlfriend/ better half / other half or whatever .....WENCH .... and they must serve you beer.
WHY AM I STUCK OFFSHORE

Well, shivver me timbers! She'd probably string ya up by the yardarm if you did... I suspect that there is a good reason most pirates spend a lot of time at sea and it's not just because they've lost the map and the compass... 8)

alezevo1 wrote:I believe it's also the only day of the year you can call your wife / girlfriend/ better half / other half or whatever .....WENCH .... and they must serve you beer.
WHY AM I STUCK OFFSHORE


AAAAAARGH

Aaarrgh! Ye scurvy ship's rat ye! 'Twas a dirty trick , played on us poor landlubbers, damn your typing finger, ooh arr! [I might be getting my pirate & Wurzel dialects confused here].

We need better public awareness before this becomes safe. The WENCH declined to get me beer & just poked me in the unpatched eye before kicking me extremely hard in the crutch. It wasn't much better at work where I tried to chair a meeting in the style of Long John Silver only to have security remove me and my parrot from the premises.

Aaarrgh, 'tis rampant piratophobia, damn their rancid buttocks! Aargh!

AAAARGH... ungrateful wench....
( of course I'm only this brave as I know my wench won't be reading this )
Yarrrr