The Scottish Boinc Team

Scole has now rocketed in the short time he has been here to #1. I therefore relinquish my crown to King Scole. May he reign for as long as he can stay ahead of the rest of us

All hail king Scole

Yes, well some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. I think I probably belong to the latter. I should say first, that I've not crunched as many projects or actively as long a many, but it's been a lot of fun since I recently returned. So, I had to make a move to try to help retake our #1 UK spot. Anyway, I'm happy to be crunching for the best team, not just in the UK, but the whole planet. No finer people to hang out with.

I wish being king came with some executive power. If it did, I'd order our top teammate back from walk about to help retake our #1 spot. The longer he's away, the harder it's going to be to retake the #1 spot and I don't expect Alez or Megacruncher will let me get too far ahead. 8)

Never been a king before. I hope this doesn't mean I have to attend boring meetings, stuffy parties and all that stuff. Heck, I can't ever remember which fork to use at a restaurant.

Alright then! Peanut butter and banana sandwiches for everyone! (Elvis, the King, Google it :) )

Tuna and banana pizza is a better choice. I'll be back from AMD Users soon enough. I'm sure you lot can cope without a loose cannon pirate for a wee while

Tuna and banana What, are you pregnant? Tell me you've actually tried that and enjoyed it.

It's lonely at the top. Nowhere to go but downhill.

Oh Jeeves! Another cold beer. Chop, chop!

I can confirm I have indeed enjoyed many a tuna and banana pizza. Don't knock it until you've tried it yer highness Now is that a proper cold beer or some of that watery beverage that's passes for ale in the states. You're a Pirate King now ..... Grog and Rhum be the staples of life.

Nah Cider, single malt and some rum is well white mainly or cockspur, but not that dark over-proof guano, someone gave me a glass of that muck in Shaw park, in went out quicker than it went in i can tell you, it tasted like diesel smells.

White rum , WHITE RUM , think Brian Blessing in the back of a taxi doing an advert for mayonnaise. Evil, just evil. Agree with the Cockspur though