.... Thanks for the hint... an Italian car I should have known ! 
 
 
According to Clarkson no one knows if the Lancia Beta was the worst car ever made because it never lasted long enough for anyone to find out... I think he’s finally found a Lancia Beta in one piece and we’re going to find out.
Anyway my guess is:
1. Morris Marina - May (he won the snow race so this is payback time!)
2. Lancia - Clarkson (he’s finally found one in one piece... )
I suspect that Hammond will be in the Careless Airways whirlybird with the kettle drums on the principle that the scenario could do with a rhythm section.....   
 
Yep! I wasted Sunday morning catching up with TG on YouTube instead of doing something usefull! Now I'm going to have make up for it....  8)