Over the last week or so it's been taking up to a minute for any page to load - on broadband! It could be that there are just too many dynamic smilies - or that I'm just impatient in my old age.

Afraid not. All I can offer is a copy of the screen I'm seeing - but I expect you've got that!...if you know anything about phpBB or MySQL please offer your assistance!
Well glad I didn't miss anything....our broadband was off line from 6am yesterday morning until around 1pm today.This was due to a major & hopefully one off problem at the Hosting company.